What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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