How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
50% drunk capacity currently
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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