How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
