I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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