Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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