they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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