if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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