..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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