It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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