i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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