either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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