do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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