Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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