love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
