Dual....:-)
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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