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one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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