Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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