Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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