covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Randomize
