You're my little dorito
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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