Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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