soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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