Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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