hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I need water and some morals
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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