If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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