Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
