I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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