it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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