Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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