my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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