I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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