I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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