Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
How does it feel to date your dad?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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