Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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