Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
