you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
