I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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