How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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