Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the day after is always just damage control
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank