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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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