There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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