my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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