Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
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is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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