If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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