what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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