That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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