Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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