haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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