is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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