i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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