i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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