found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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