just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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