I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
youre lurking in front of me
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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