Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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