can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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