in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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