i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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