my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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