So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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