hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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