I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Randomize
