I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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