David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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