Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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